• DJ - Music

    Confessions of a Sex Party DJ (Part #1)

    A discotheque DJ’s job is to keep the dance floor moving. By contrast, my job is to make you horny. Then I keep you horny. Then I cool you down after your intense scenes. In either case, we use sound to take you out of your day-to-day mindspace. It’s aural…

  • Comedy - Lyrics - Music - Satire

    Fuck Me, Kim Jong-un

    From my album Light Me Up and Love the Bomb, here is a delightfully perverted track about North Korea’s illustrious dictator: Light Me Up and Love the Bomb by Lady Napalm Lyrics Nuke me, Kim Jong-un Can you get it up? Fuck me, Kim Jong-un Can you get that rocket…